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Question about professional health admissions.. (anesthesia assistant, perfusionst, chiropractor, pharmacy),?
Question about professional health admissions.. (anesthesia assistant, perfusionst, chiropractor, pharmacy),?
When I started college I was doing great (3.8) gpa. Then, I had a horrible year, broken engagement, father had a heart attack, so I had to keep going back and forth from my college to back home, also while trying to work full time..
It caused me to get very depressed because I was too immature at 20 yrs old to handle the situation. I got out with a marketing degree, but now that I’m more mature, I want to do something in the health field, it’s what I always wanted; I just became lost for a while..
Problem is that My GPA is a 2.6.. because in that year I failed 2 classes twice, Calculus and Micro 2. I’ve never done bad in those subjects before; I know it was the depression that caused me to fail.. I Hardly even cracked my books open..
I’ve recently been laid off now during the economy.
I’ve got about 12hrs, 2 semesters of postbac-prereqs to take. What are my chances on getting in if all my grades are As from now on and test very well on the entry exams..?
I’m hoping to go for anesthesia assistant or if that doesn’t work out cardio perfusion.
I’m 26 now and am a completely different person, how much does this equate to admissions boards?
You can add in a personal statement explaining your situation. You’ll need to pass the courses which you failed. Some schools only allow you to take a specific course twice.
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