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I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BURDON TO MY MOM:(?
I have quite a lot of mediical conditions and I am going appointment to appointment. I have scoliosiss TMJ and Dislocated knee/ PatelloFemoral that I go to the chiropractor 2 times a week to help me. For my knee I am seeing peds. and orthopedic doctor I am goingclinicc to hospital trying to find out what happen to my knee. I have to go to physioo for my knee too know. And also need to go to a dermatologist for my skin I am going from doctor to phsio to chiropractor to hospital its never ending and I feel like such Bordon on to my mom 
Do you think I am?
LIFE IS NOT FAIR AT ALL:( I have scoliosisis REALLY BAD knee problems TMJ maybe diabetes or anaemiaia horrible skin (my mom was allegic to ever sunscreen avaible on the market so it was hard to find one) horrible headaches my dad is going for a shoulder surgery thruday and I am worried for himwe have been building a house for 3 years that nearly tore my parents relonship apart. My mom is clinally deppressed. My dad has diabetes. My nonna who did everything for me and my family who me and my parents LOVE to death has alheimzers and has to be put into a hospital. I have 3 huge exams and Lots of tests and homework before the end of the year and I am so stressed
ADIVCE?
Hang in there! This too shall pass. Don’t give up and don’t get stressed. Whenever you feel overwhelmed just take a deep breath. Tackle one thing at a time. Focus on your homework and tests. Try your best, that’s all you can do. I’m a parent and I can tell you, you are NOT a burden to your mom. It’s part of having children… taking the good with the bad. We love our children no matter what, we just want the best for them. I’m sure your mom is worried about you but you are definitely not a burden. Remember, we are never given more then we can handle. Sometimes we just need to dig a little deeper to find the strength. You have it, you are strong! Good luck and I wish you and your family the best. You may feel like it’s raining on you, but the sun will shine again soon. Wish you much success with school. Keep up the good work!
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ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BAILIFFS always come to order.
BAKERS knead it daily.
BAND MEMBERS play all night.
BANKERS do it with interest – penalty for early withdrawal.
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.
BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
BEER DRINKERS get more head.
BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.
BOSSES delegate the task to others.
BOWLERS have bigger balls.
BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
BUTCHERS have better meat.
C’Bers do it on the air.
CAMPERS do it in a tent.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
COACHES whistle while they work.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can’t stop.
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
COPS have bigger guns.
COWBOYS handle anything horny.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.
DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.
DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.
DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.
DENTISTS do it in your mouth.
DETECTIVES do it under cover.
DIETICIANS eat better.
DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.
DIVERS do it deeper.
DOCTORS do it with patience.
DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
DRY WALLER’S are better bangers.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour.
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
FARMERS spread it around.
FIREMEN are always in heat.
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
GARBAGE MEN come once a week.
GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.
GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.
GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.
GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.
GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.
HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.
HANDYMEN like good screws.
HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.
HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.
HUNTERS do it with a bang.
INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.
INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.
INVENTORS find a way.
JANITORS clean up afterwards.
JEWELERS mount real gems.
JOGGERS do it on the run.
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep ‘em off their feet.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MARKETING REPs do it on commission.
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.
NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.
NURSES call the shots.
OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.
OPERATORS do it person-to-person.
OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.
PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
POSTMEN come slower.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.
RACERS like to come in first.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..
RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
RECYCLERS use it again.
REPAIRMEN can fix anything.
REPORTERS do it daily.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
ROOFERS do it on top.
RUNNERS get into more pants.
SAILORS like to be blown.
SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.
STEWARDESSES do it in the air.
STUDENTS use their heads.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.
TAILORS make it fit.
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.
TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.
VETERINARIANS are ***** lovers.
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WRESTLERS know the best holds.
WRITERS have novel ways.
ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.
these are good. what where you going to say for Paramedics?
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SNIPERS rarely miss
GOTHS like it in the dark
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BURDON TO MY MOM:(?
I have quite a lot of mediical conditions and I am going appointment to appointment. I have scoliosiss TMJ and Dislocated knee/ PatelloFemoral that I go to the chiropractor 2 times a week to help me. For my knee I am seeing peds. and orthopedic doctor I am goingclinicc to hospital trying to find out what happen to my knee. I have to go to physioo for my knee too know. And also need to go to a dermatologist for my skin I am going from doctor to phsio to chiropractor to hospital its never ending and I feel like such Bordon on to my mom
Do you think I am?
LIFE IS NOT FAIR AT ALL:( I have scoliosisis REALLY BAD knee problems TMJ maybe diabetes or anaemiaia horrible skin (my mom was allegic to ever sunscreen avaible on the market so it was hard to find one) horrible headaches my dad is going for a shoulder surgery thruday and I am worried for himwe have been building a house for 3 years that nearly tore my parents relonship apart. My mom is clinally deppressed. My dad has diabetes. My nonna who did everything for me and my family who me and my parents LOVE to death has alheimzers and has to be put into a hospital. I have 3 huge exams and Lots of tests and homework before the end of the year and I am so stressed
ADIVCE?
I am sorry for what you and your family are going through. A few things I would suggest is to take things one step, one issue, one task at a time. Focus on what you CAN do at the moment such as relaxing as best you can and studying for your exams. Take good care of yourself physically, emotionally, and spiritually – for example following the advice of your doctors, good healthy diet, correct exercise for your physical conditions (as directed by your doctors) enough sleep, prayer and meditation (or whatever is most appropriate to your own beliefs). Finally, you seem like a kind, sympathetic person and a good kid. Allow yourself and your family members room to be human, sometimes you will all get tired or frustrated, that is ok. Just remember that you are worth every trip to a doctor, every prescription dollar, every gallon of gas. Many blessings to you and your family.
very bad headaches regularly?
heres the deal, about 4 months ago i was walking through the flea market, my neck started getting stiff so i tried to pop it.
as soon as i did pop it, it made a loud pop and then i felt like i was about to pass out.
for some reason i went into a panick attack and had to get outside, and then the whole 20min ride home i continued to feel as if i was gonna pass out.
i went straight to the emergency room and was told everything was looking ok. they took xrays.
i started have real bad headaches, so i called the chiropractor and set up a few visits,i seen the dr and the physical therapist for about 3 months but still having headaches real bad.
the feel like they are coming up the right side of my head from my shoulders and continues to the top of my head and feel like my head is clogging up…does anyone have any ideas?
i never had these headaches before i popped my neck that day, now it seems as if my neck is always stiff and have headaches
Ugh, you’re a mess!
Are jobs in healthcare readily available in Florida?
I recently lost my job in Michigan as a receptionist in a doctors office. My unemployment will not cover my expenses, as I’ll be making about half what I used to when I worked, which wasn’t that much to start. I also have experience working in a chiropractic office as a chiropractic assistant, and very much enjoyed that position. The job market here in Michigan is nonexistent, we lead the nation in unemployment.
I have the opportunity to rent my daughters fully furnished condo in Florida for $425.00 a month, which will all include utilities (heat,air, cable, electric, trash) as well.
I’ve heard there are many clinics, doctors offices and chiropractors in Florida and I’m thinking that might be my best move, but I’m afraid of selling off everything I own here (I rent a house here, too, but my monthly expenses outside of my rent are high) and moving down there, only to find out I can’t find work there, either. Any advice??? Does anyone know how abundant jobs are in the health care industry in Florida? It seems to me that they’d be abundant, what with so many senior citizens down there. Any insight?
The condo is beautiful. Two bath, two bedrooms, living room, dining room kitchen… it’s my daughters and she only wants to re-coup her utilities, annual taxes and association dues, that’s why the rent is so cheap.
425/month in a cockroach palace? im in healthcare and I know it takes ambition to earn really big bucks. you stuck im limbo, you cant move in or out of state and expect better salary deal unless u work ur ass off or go to med school. stay in Michigan, florida market is busy ans way more expensive (southern part is the most pricy).
What are some ways to cut costs?
Well I plan on owning my own barn when I get older up (please don’t critisize me) and I’m thinking of ways to cut costs to make it as functioning as possible.
I plan on finishing up school and becoming an equine/livestock vet and hopefully becoming an equine chiropractor from there. Which automatically cuts back a lot of vet costs because I’ll be certified. I also plan to own plenty of pasture space so I can turn the horses out as feed, and was thinking of potentially growing my own hay. Hopefully that will cut back as well. Not to mention I’m already starting a herd of cattle now, which I hope will expand in the future. The meat market for beef is paying well these days…
Are there any other ways I can try and cut costs? I really don’t want this to be a failure. (Please note I’m in school now, and I really don’t plan to have this ready until I’m 50 years old. I know how much it costs, the effort, that I’ll have to build up.)
Oh yes sorry I actually plan to own a breeding/show facility. Not sure I’m open to the boarding/lesson thing yet, but I do know I want to have a breeding facitiy and show. And definitely not cutting on feed! I’m just experienced and can grow my own hay and plan on having good pastures for turn-out.
Um wow. This is a future plan, kinks will come about. But at this point I plan to be healthy and well at age 50.
I save on supplements for my horses by growing wild garlic, collecting rosehips and making gallons of rosehip tea to mix in with their feed (rosehips are good for lots of things, but bones specifically). I also collect and dry nettles to add to the feeds, as nettles are medicinal- i sometimes dry thistles too.
You can make a little extra with a boarding facility if you buy your shavings or straw bedding in bulk, then sell it back for a little bit more to your boarders. My old yard owner used to buy shavings bales in bulk for about £3 a bale, then sell them back to us at £5 each. You can do the same with hay, haylage or certain feeds (she used to stock up on alfalfa and do the same as the bedding, sell it back to us at £1 or £2 more). It works out as quite a nice profit when you’ve got 30 or 40 horses there, sometimes needing three or four bales of shavings a week, or paying £1 a day for good quality haylage or feed.
Also if you’re not interested in a boarding facility AT ALL, buy full rubber matting as it will pay for itself in the long run. At my old yard I had full rubber matting (not particularly good quality or I would have taken it with me when I left) and only needed to use one bale a week MAX for banks.
There’s not that much money in breeding as we’re pretty much overrun with horses now, so it woud be better to have a showing facility, doing liveries and maybe lessons, with a bit of breeding on the side, if you really know what you’re doing. Breeding takes years and years to get into and to get GOOD at- many people breed crappy horses all their lives and never realise why they don’t sell except to the meat man.
Growing your own hay is definitely a good thing, as is cutting your own chaff. You can also save on schools and menages etc by using recycled materials in them.
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